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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 05:26

What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

Does the U.S military really prosecute military staff for cheating on their spouse, or do they close one eye if the cheating does not involve other military personnel since adultery is fairly common? Adultery is illegal in U.S military

Dr No

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Having read so much about Archie and Lilibet not actually existing, does anyone have any proof that they not only exist but that Meghan gave birth to them?

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Are there girls here who like group sex?

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

What is your worst experience in life?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

What traits are considered unattractive? Which traits are typically seen as attractive and why?

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do people smoke?