What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 05:26

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Are there girls here who like group sex?
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
What is your worst experience in life?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
What traits are considered unattractive? Which traits are typically seen as attractive and why?
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.